slimjim5811's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mitch Hedberg Tribute]

Not completely horrible

I have to agree with beanbag12 on the captions. Let the audio speak for itself (although I have to tell you the audio quality from "Strategic Grill Locations" was awful). It seemed like it was recorded with an extrernal microphone from a cheap boombox. It felt like I was watching Comedy Central with the closed caption on. Nice try though, Mitch was a silly fella.

[Tortoise Hare Race Again]

Best G-Darn Tortoise & Hare Flash animation ever.

Steve -
There are no words to describe how much I love this animation, so I am forced to make one up...scrumtralescent. I laughed, I cried, I hurled. God bless that Tortoise. His persistence is truly a testament to the human spirit...except he isn't human.

[Metal Gear Solid: Movie]

Not too shabby...

As a fan of the MGS series, I found this to make me chuckle. The only suggestion I have is that some of the text flashed on the screen too fast to read. Other than that, not too bad.

[Bunnykill]

Killer Bunnies with no arms

This was a very good animation, in my opinion. I was wondering how they controlled the movement of their hand, SINCE THEY HAD NO ARMS!

I'd like to see these characters in a sweet side-scrolling action game.

p.s. The best part was when the rotation effect used when he jumped on the "Mega-Bunny's" head.

[Banana Phone Politics]

Banana Phone Rulez

This is by far the best usage of the song "Banana Phone" to date.
For you ass biters talking shit about (to be read in a wimpy little pussy voice) "Oh, I'm sick of people remaking Banana Phone" and "the first one was the best"...BITE MY ASS!

Banana Phone is nothing new, in fact, it's 10 years old. Written and recorded by Raffi in 1994, his album titled Banana Phone was nominated for a Grammy and won the Juno Award for Best Children's Recording. But I digress.

Anyway, Steve, I think you did fine work and this political satire ranks up there with "Hail to the Chief".

You da man and I love you in a non-offensive, heterosexual way.